It’s over, are you going to die?
She don’t want to be a zombie…
Is it too late to turn on the gas now? Why don’t you just drink diesel?
At that moment, countless thoughts flashed in Jiang Miaomiao’s mind. Lu Qiming suddenly walked out when he was weighing how to die quickly and without pain.
She quickly grabbed him.
“What are you doing? There are zombies down there!”
“Look at the situation first.”
Lu Qiming said as he walked to the stairs, poked his head and looked down.
Jiang Miaomiao didn’t dare to stay in the room alone, and followed him out.
In the living room, the golden half-butt was wandering, looking for the figure of the enemy.
Lu Qiming whispered: “There is only one…”
“Isn’t one enough? How many do you want?”
Lu Qiming suddenly untied the sheets.
Jiang Miaomiao asked in surprise: “What are you going to do?”
” Huh ? You’re crazy!” She couldn’t help raising the volume, afraid of being spotted by the golden half-butt, and quickly lowered it, “You How can it be able to hold it? You can see that its hands are like this and can still move. It’s a monster that is not afraid of pain. Don’t go to death!”
“Who said I’m going.” Lu Qiming poked her shoulder, smirking. “I’m tired, go on.”
Jiang Miaomiao closed her mouth, turned her head and left.
He stretched out his hand to drag her back.
“You don’t need to do too much, do you see that staircase? Just stand on it and call it.”
The corners of her mouth twitched, “Call it, do you think I am the King of Silver Horn?”
Lu Qiming said, “Just listen to me. If you can’t catch it, I will chop off my head and use it as a stool for you.”
Jiang Miao Miao Kuang Rolling her eyes, “I don’t want your stinky head, let go.”
“Really not? It will be found in three minutes at most.”
“When you come up, you will come up.”
She is going to drink diesel now. Three minutes is poisonous enough. It’s my own death.
Jiang Miaomiao pushed his hand away, turned and walked towards the room.
Only when Lu Qiming whispered apologize behind his back, he jumped into the air, hugged him horizontally, and threw it on the stairs.
She fell into a pain in her butt and wanted to rush back to fight him desperately. At this moment, I caught a glimpse of Jin’s half-butt from the corner of my eye, so he bit his scalp and shouted.
Jin Half-Butt naturally wouldn’t agree, but after spotting her, he stretched out the arm that was pierced by the chair leg and ran towards her.
He is a flexible fat man, running faster than a dog, and in a blink of an eye he is under the stairs.
Jiang Miaomiao couldn’t run away from him at all, thinking that he was dead, but saw the bed sheet falling head-on, just covering the golden half-butt. Lu Qiming rose into the air, like a big Peng spreading his wings, naked. He jumped down the stairs and threw him to the ground.
“Find the rope!” He hugged the golden half-butt hard and drank.
Jiang Miaomiao didn’t have the time to think about anything else. He did what he said and rushed into the basement to find a rope.
The rope was not found, only a plastic skipping rope she was going to use for fitness and passing the time.
She returned to the living room with the skipping rope, Jin Half-butt was too strong, and Lu Qiming was almost unable to hold it.
Lu Qiming took the skipping rope and quickly tied it to the golden half-butt. The skipping rope, which was originally only 2.8 meters long, was abruptly tied by him to the effect of four or five meters.
After confirming that the opponent’s head was wrapped under the bed sheet, his hands and feet were also tied up by the skipping rope, and unable to move, he wrapped the skipping rope behind Jin’s half hip and tied a knot.
Lu Qiming was tired and sweating profusely, lying on the floor slopingly.
Jiang Miaomiao looked at the open door and the zombies in the courtyard, and hurriedly rushed over to close the door. The furniture was piled up one by one, blocking the door firmly.
After getting these things done, she was almost exhausted, but there was one most important thing she didn’t do-she ran up to Lu Qiming and hit him with a hammer!
“Asshole! Asshole! You actually threw me down!”
Fortunately, she was not bitten, otherwise she would be a zombie now!
Lu Qiming was out of strength, and squeezed her hand softly.
“Stop hammering, you won’t hurt me again.” It
picked up her chair as a weapon, “Does it hurt?” Lu Qiming stood up and explained.
“I just threw you down because I was sure you would have nothing to do. If I was not sure, I would definitely not do it.”
“Don’t be an afterthought.”
“It’s not an afterthought, really, I swear! If there is a lie, just Let me be gnawed by the zombies so that there are no bones left, okay?”
Jiang Miaomiao hesitated when he heard his swear and swore so poisonously.
In just a couple of seconds, she accidentally saw the guy hanging down from him, shocked that the chair fell, and quickly turned aside her face.
“Hurry up and put on clothes.”
Lu Qiming escaped, ran back upstairs and put on the dried flower chubby again, washed his face again, and then went downstairs.
The head of the golden half-buttock was completely covered by a bed sheet, so he could hear and invisible, lying on the ground twisted like a big fat insect.
Jiang Miaomiao stood beside him, feeling at a loss. When he saw Lu Qiming come down, he said, “You throw it out.”
Lu Qiming opened a bottle of Coke and leaned on the table to drink.
“Why throw it out? Keep it.”
“Keep it for you to feed?” She didn’t want to be in the same room with zombies, and she had to worry about it every second.
Lu Qiming closed the bottle cap and blinked at her.
“Keep it for a big purpose.”
He went to look for tools again, found a roll of transparent tape, tied the golden half buttocks a few more times, completely tied up, then kicked open the utility room door at the back of the kitchen and threw it in. , Lock the door.
Jiang Miaomiao really couldn’t figure out why he had to leave a zombie in the house, what if he came out that day to bite someone?
By the way, he has been wrestling with them personally just now, hasn’t he been injured?
Lu Qiming noticed her questioning gaze and immediately squatted on the ground and screamed.
“My body hurts so much.”
“Ah? Where did you bite?”
Is it too late to get out now?
He held out a hand.
Jiang Miaomiao held her
looked and looked at the right, “There is no wound.” “The one who was smashed by the chair, of course, there is no wound. It is all internal injuries.” Then she reacted and got up and kicked him.
“You deserve it.”
After speaking, he went to sit in a chair.
Lu Qiming squatted on the ground pretending to be pitiful.
“My head hurts. Did I get a concussion?”
“I’m so hungry, I don’t know if anyone is willing to cook a bowl of noodles for me.”
“Oh, it’s so hard to be a man, but it’s even harder to be a man. He has done so many things, but he is still rejected.”
Jiang Miaomiao couldn’t bear it, fiercely. Stood up and threatened him viciously.
“If you talk any more, I will die with you!”
Lu Qiming shut his mouth, and made a zipper action on his lips, then looked at her innocently with his big eyes open.
Jiang Miaomiao went upstairs blankly, walked into the bedroom, and locked the door.
After the struggle, she was tired out of sweat, went to the bathroom to pour half a basin of cold water, wiped it with a towel, got into the bed and closed her eyes and fell asleep.
I don’t know how long it took before Lu Qiming came knocking on the door.
“I made fried rice with ham and sausage, and I came out to eat some.”
Jiang Miaomiao opened his eyes and his nose was sour.
He is so annoying that he can’t wait to pour dung in his mouth when he talks, but sometimes he treats her well.
How can there be such annoying guys in the world? It’s a pity that the original author didn’t let him be the protagonist.
She was muffled, and Lu Qiming went downstairs and returned after a while.
“Can I go in? I’ll bring the food for you. Let’s go to bed after eating.”
Jiang Miaomiao sneaked over on tiptoe, unlocked the door, and slipped back into the quilt, pretending to be cold, and said: “Come in.”
Lu Qiming opened the door, with fried rice in his hand, with a gentle expression.
“You are also tired during the day. You need to replenish energy. Don’t starve your body. Get up and eat.”
She snorted coldly, turning aside her face and not looking at him.
“I don’t want to eat what you cooked. I am a vicious woman who is not worthy.”
“Eat or eat, I have done it. If you don’t eat, I will be sad.”
Lu Qiming softly persuaded that he even had to feed her by himself, giving her enough to get off the steps. Jiang Miaomiao reluctantly sat up and ate his egg fried rice.
I have to say that his fried rice skill is really top-notch. Obviously, using the same ingredients, the fried rice is more fragrant than hers.
Lu Qiming sat next to her, watching her, and pouring her some water, reminding her from time to time like a daughter-in-law.
“Eat slowly, don’t choke.”
Jiang Miaomiao’s face was silent, and she was very surprised.
Could it be that he was beaten and transgendered?
Violence really works.
Halfway through the meal, Lu Qiming started to have something to say.
“Is this meal delicious?”
“How am I treating you?”
“We are now each other’s only friends, right? We live and die together. If I get sick, I will be infected. You are not good either.”
She raised her head vigilantly, with a grain of rice stuck to the corner of her mouth.
“What are you going to say?”
Lu Qiming helped her remove the rice grains and sighed.
“My bed sheet was used by Jin’s half buttocks, and Xia Liang was stained. It has been very cold in the night and the air conditioner can’t be used. Can you…give me a split bed quilt?”
Jiang Miaomiao didn’t think about it. Some people will live in, so few quilts are prepared. Get rid of the ones given to him, and only the two beds he sleeps in are left.
A mattress, a bed cover, no change or wash.
If there is only one bed left… how cold the night is.
She immediately refused, “No.”
“I knew you wouldn’t agree, it’s really too cold to sleep in a bed. Otherwise, we both sleep together, I promise not to touch…”
Before finishing speaking, Jiang Miaomiao interrupted.
Lu Qiming said in a good voice for so long, only to get such an evaluation, and he was a little unhappy.
“Who would play a gangster on a tablet computer?” The
tablet computer… Jiang Miaomiao held his chest and his eyes turned black, and patted the unfinished fried rice on his face.
Lu Qiming turned his head and left.
She was not full yet, but she was full of anger, and went to sleep wrapped in a warm quilt.
In the middle of the night, the cold air came quietly.
Jiang Miaomiao got up to the toilet, but found that the person next door didn’t seem to go to sleep.
Was she scolded away?
She walked out lightly, and saw that in the living room, the man made a fire with an iron bucket, sitting next to him with his naked back curled up, looking very pitiful.
He has no clothes and no quilt.
He cooked for her to eat.
Jiang Miaomiao’s heart softened and called to him, and walked into the room without closing the door.
Lu Qiming came in quickly and stood in the dark and said,
“I only sleep a little bit.”
She didn’t speak, but moved a little aside.
He lifted the quilt and went in, air-conditioning in his mouth.
Due to his considerable weight, the mattress sank obviously.
What a pig… Jiang Miaomiao spit in his heart, accidentally touched his arm, and found that it was as cold as ice, and silently kicked the quilt towards him.
I went out to play today, the update is late, and I will update it on time every night at nine o’clock every night.